What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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