where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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