i got kicked out of Barns and Nobles cuz i put all the bibles in the fiction section
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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