i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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