i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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