East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Are my feet made of real feet?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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