69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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