I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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