I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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