Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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