idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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