he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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