I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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