Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
