dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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