I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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