Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Randomize
