You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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