he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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