Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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