I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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