But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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