I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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