Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
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