Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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