I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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