She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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