I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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