You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Randomize
