I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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