Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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