Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
someone owes me an orgasm
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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