escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
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