I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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