Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
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