when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
True but thats because hes a fetus.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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