I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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