Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Randomize
