Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
don't judge my taste in strippers
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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