Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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