i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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