I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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