In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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