i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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