There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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