Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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