like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Randomize
