Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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