She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she pinky promised me she was 18
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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