Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
too bad you live with your parents still
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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